Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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