everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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