hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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