I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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