I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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