What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he thought i was a dude.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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