I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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