Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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