kristin has been a bad kristin
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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