I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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