So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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