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  • 28 20
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 19, 12 at 1:44pm
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    Gotta be specific when you ask friends to put suntan lotion on you.

    • 16 22
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 2:59am
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      OOHHH! Thanks, I didnt get how the penis didn't get sunburned if it left a tanline on him

  • 17 19
    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 20, 12 at 2:55am
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    Man, just imagine what that will look like when it starts to peel. Nothing worse than a flaky penis on your face.

    • 20 16
      Submitted by Fpreject on Jun 20, 12 at 10:45pm
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      Truer words have never been spoken.

  • 15 19
    Submitted by overrun21 on Jun 19, 12 at 9:37pm
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    that's when he gets for falling asleep rule # 5 in my book

  • 20 29
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 19, 12 at 12:16pm
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    asshole!! I slept at the beach yesterday it was perfect weather to just stay the whole day