I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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