Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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