last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Houston, we have a blender
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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