Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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