I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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