i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
tell me about the fingering
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