Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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