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  • Submitted by Howbot on Jun 29, 10 at 8:12am

    You should probably take her advice.

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    Submitted by abyss on Jun 29, 10 at 10:25am

    Was she winking and rubbing your thigh?

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    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 29, 10 at 8:05am

    So did mine...

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:33am

    "then you're paying"

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    Submitted by DrGiggles on Jun 29, 10 at 1:07pm

    You were probably acting like an uptight asshole... Get laid so you can treat your mother better.

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    Submitted by An0n on Jun 29, 10 at 2:07pm

    People who can't spell people without taking out three letters are fucking retarded.

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Jun 29, 10 at 9:44am

    Mother's intuition...

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    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 29, 10 at 8:04am

    Coolest mum ever lol

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    Submitted by clast71 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:19am

    Sounds like ur mom is a whore

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    Submitted by sezual on Jun 29, 10 at 10:19am

    jernst, pretty sure no one insulted you for the way you spell it, even if it is improper English.\n\nOP must be time to get some if even your mum notices it's been a while.

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:28pm

    Well, if tour mom noticed then mabey one of her hot friends did too. Stop, cougar time!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 29, 10 at 1:51pm

    Obviously mom noticed someone was being a bitch and needed to get laid. Good for her!

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    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 6:03pm

    call me?

  • 66 85
    Submitted by megadiouche on Jun 29, 10 at 9:54am

    Fuck your mom

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:29am

    That was a burn by ur mom!!! \n~Sizzle sizzle

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    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 29, 10 at 10:32pm

    In soviet Russia your mother fixes you.

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    Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 6:14am

    And then you guys had sex?

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    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Jun 29, 10 at 1:12pm

    Mm dicks. Tastes good with not fucking anyone.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 10:16am

    Did she give you pretzels???

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 16, 11 at 6:45pm

    Your mom knows what's up!