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  • 82 49
    Submitted by abyss on Jun 29, 10 at 10:25am
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    Was she winking and rubbing your thigh?

  • 85 62
    Submitted by Howbot on Jun 29, 10 at 8:12am
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    You should probably take her advice.

  • 74 41
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 29, 10 at 8:05am
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    So did mine...

  • 69 51
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:33am
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    "then you're paying"

  • 68 51
    Submitted by DrGiggles on Jun 29, 10 at 1:07pm
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    You were probably acting like an uptight asshole... Get laid so you can treat your mother better.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by An0n on Jun 29, 10 at 2:07pm
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    People who can't spell people without taking out three letters are fucking retarded.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 29, 10 at 8:04am
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    Coolest mum ever lol

  • 54 47
    Submitted by sezual on Jun 29, 10 at 10:19am
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    jernst, pretty sure no one insulted you for the way you spell it, even if it is improper English.\n\nOP must be time to get some if even your mum notices it's been a while.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:28pm
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    Well, if tour mom noticed then mabey one of her hot friends did too. Stop, cougar time!

  • 68 78
    Submitted by clast71 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:19am
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    Sounds like ur mom is a whore

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 29, 10 at 1:51pm
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    Obviously mom noticed someone was being a bitch and needed to get laid. Good for her!

  • 48 46
    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 29, 10 at 10:32pm
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    In soviet Russia your mother fixes you.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:29am
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    That was a burn by ur mom!!! \n~Sizzle sizzle

  • 52 62
    Submitted by megadiouche on Jun 29, 10 at 9:54am
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    Fuck your mom

  • 39 42
    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 6:03pm
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    call me?

  • 43 50
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Jun 29, 10 at 9:44am
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    Mother's intuition...

  • 41 54
    Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 6:14am
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    And then you guys had sex?

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 10:16am
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    Did she give you pretzels???

  • 33 65
    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Jun 29, 10 at 1:12pm
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    Mm dicks. Tastes good with not fucking anyone.

  • 14 32
    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 16, 11 at 6:45pm
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    Your mom knows what's up!