My nipple is on Facebook.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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