It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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