C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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