do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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