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  • Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 14, 10 at 11:03pm

    Goddammit, women and handjobs. USE YOUR MOUTH.

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      Submitted by gutsout on Aug 16, 10 at 8:30am

      "You think a blowjob's easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a "job" for nothing."

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        Submitted by slightdiffusion on Sep 13, 10 at 12:15pm

        and they call a handjob a "job" too.

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 14, 10 at 11:05pm

    All these handjob texts remind me of this joke: This man is widdling wood naked, when he slips and almost cuts his dićk off. His dićk looks up at him and says, "I know we've had a few fistfights in the past, but there's no reason to pull a knife on me!"

  • Submitted by armybetch on Aug 14, 10 at 11:10pm

    He's a virgin.

  • Submitted by brittlolz on Aug 15, 10 at 3:58am

    I love how everyone is saying handjobs are bad. I bet half the guys who posted on here couldn't even get a handjob, let alone more. :)

  • Submitted by misssalad on Aug 15, 10 at 2:18am

    Just because there is one girl on here who isn't a complete shank like everyone else doesn't make her lame or weak. That pretty much makes her a better person than everyone here.

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    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:09pm

    What a sweetheart (:

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    Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 15, 10 at 8:52am

    My fiancé loves when I give him handjobs, so quit being asses. You've all probably had really crappy handjobs, so you're hatin' on us women that can give good ones. Quit fapping like morons and go get laid.

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    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 14, 10 at 11:38pm

    it's thinly veiled sarcasm, I assure you

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    Submitted by lgfu on Aug 15, 10 at 12:58am

    I love being drunk

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:25am

    Here I thought woman wanted the perfect guy to be honest, Sincere, and a Gentleman. Obviously all girls really want is to be thanked after sexual gradification. LIARS!

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    Submitted by calixdude4life on Aug 14, 10 at 11:07pm

    Seriously hand jobs are lame

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      Submitted by abyss on Aug 16, 10 at 10:44am

      Actually, handjobs with lube feel great. Dry handjobs... not so much.

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    Submitted by moocowfuckmilk on Aug 15, 10 at 3:35am

    who gives a 12 year old a phone?

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:08am

    @MinagiV I agree. Plus I love how u got the balls to say tht even though ur def gonna be trolled.

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    Submitted by skeezer on Aug 15, 10 at 6:42am

    Britlolz, you are soooo right!

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    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Aug 15, 10 at 10:04am

    What a gentleman ;)

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    Submitted by gtlgtl on Aug 15, 10 at 1:00am

    Hahaha

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    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:08pm

    She doesn't have hands!!

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 15, 10 at 10:52am

    Handjobs are boring, a guy can give himself a better handjob. Use a hole.

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    Submitted by TheLast on Aug 15, 10 at 12:35am

    Perfect man finds worthless cunt...tale as old as time

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 12:46pm

    A thanks after a hand job is offensive. Why not slip her a $20 while your at it. \n\nOP Suck his dick already!!

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 15, 10 at 11:54am

    Does he shake your hand to do that?

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    Submitted by AngieBaby71008 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:01am

    Lmao! We have guys like this in ct!!... This is my area code lol

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:06pm

    Thanking you after a sexual act is degrading and you think its cute? Lol why not ask for a $20 next time. More importantly suck his dick next time!!

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    Submitted by lonewolff on Aug 15, 10 at 11:07pm

    All the bad votes on the handjobs suck posts are obviously from girls who are too proud or prude to do more. im sure they will take it but wont give it. Any man who would prefer a hj over just about anything else isnt a man.

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    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 15, 10 at 1:49pm

    Why not blowjobs, are u in middle school?

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    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:39am

    aww....that is kinda cute. sad to say...but thats chivalry in our generation =]

  • Submitted by givemecake on Aug 15, 10 at 12:19am

    What a fucking homo. Handjobs are for bitches

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    Submitted by BlackMamba24 on Nov 7, 10 at 11:02pm

    @armybetch i bet

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 15, 10 at 7:46am

    Middle schoolers, so cute.

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    Submitted by couponwhore on Aug 15, 10 at 6:01am

    Yeah, thanks for nothing

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    Submitted by MinagiV on Aug 16, 10 at 11:16pm

    @lonewolff Oh, I def can give it. Hell, I give my fiancé bjs quite often. But sometimes, that gets boring. With a hj, you can talk dirty, makout while the guy's getting off, stand up on the side of the bed, and a number of other things. Again, all of you have probably gotten bad handjobs, so eff off.

  • Submitted by uhateme on Aug 15, 10 at 7:02am

    Mom u an aunt peg quit sending ur texts to tfln dammit!

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    Submitted by dirkdiggler69 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:27pm

    Handjobs? What is this junior high?

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    Submitted by Ltapachebravo on Aug 17, 10 at 3:09pm

    Hand jobs are amazing, and blow jobs are better but the best is when you combine the two. Just use your mouth to keep it wet and use it hand. U don't have to go down far and it gets him off quicker, and please don't be afraid to squeeze a bit. You won't hurt it.

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    Submitted by gayfish on Aug 15, 10 at 12:35pm

    who gives handjobs?

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Aug 14, 10 at 11:34pm

    Handjobs? Weak. I'd be pissed if all a girl gave me was a hj. Surriously.

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    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fail

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 10:58pm

    I'm a girl and I'd rather blow anydayyy

  • Submitted by xthedesertsongx on Aug 15, 10 at 4:49am

    So guys, I was wondering. What's the deal with Airplane Food? NOOO!!!!!