the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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