You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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