Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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