Nicole vs. Life
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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