If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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