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  • 91 44
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 10:32am

    Don't be an underachiever... Show her you have the skills to overcome your shortcomings!!!

    • 43 41
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 11:17am

      She said "hurt me, give me 9 inches", so he fucked her 3 times and hit her in the head with a brick.

      • 49 36
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 1:55pm

        Awww... And they say romance is dead.

        • 39 36
          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 13, 11 at 10:19pm

          So chivilrous

          • 44 34
            Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 9:52am

            Nah, just a problem solver. Helping a bro give the ladies what they want, didn't seem she wanted romance.

  • 77 63
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 10:28am

    Did she give the nubbin a rubbin anyway?

  • 64 38
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 13, 11 at 4:13pm

    Size Queens are hard to please. Roll her over and stick it in her rear. Then ask about your size.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 10:51am

    two finger jerk of sadness eh?

  • 41 42
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 13, 11 at 8:01pm

    Don't worry OP, at least she didn't point and laugh

  • 48 57
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Dec 13, 11 at 4:32pm

    it doesn't matter how big it is. what matters is how you use it.

    • 49 43
      Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 8:06pm

      Unless you're going to use it for sex, then of course size matters.

      • 42 38
        Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 13, 11 at 8:39pm

        amen

      • 38 48
        Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 9:59pm

        That coming from someone who has probably never had sex

      • 42 38
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 2:38am

        It matters, but it's not everything. Guys that are hung like a horse with no skill are nothing but a disappointment. It's like buying a Ferrari when you can only drive 5 mph.

      • 36 32
        Submitted by Cocaineranger on Dec 16, 11 at 3:16am

        haha snap!

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 14, 11 at 7:38am

    It's the only look she knows.. Even her parents give her that look.