We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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