he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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