So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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