what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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