i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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