Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Even my vagina gasped.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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