ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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