how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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be right there i have to get my cape
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
is it fun? or sober?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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