My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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