Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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