tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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