maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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