He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do vagina's smell?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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