how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so that wasnt chicken after all
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize