Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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