the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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