Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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