Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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