brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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