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  • If his wife didn't keep such a short leash nowdays, I'd swear this was my ex!! Michael, did you hide in the bathroom to write this?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:06pm
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  • Zeus has a cell phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:11pm
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  • Where's Jeff? I want him to explain this one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:40pm
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  • I'm just wondering what it is that sends the message...is he throwing lightning bolts like Zeus or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:31pm
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  • You mean demigods?

    Submitted by Rysgor on Sep 20, 10 at 9:04pm
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  • I love you 11:16 & 1:44. Intelligence win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:17pm
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  • i think 3:13 really doesn't like twilight - captain obvious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:17pm
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  • or it could be referencing Percy Jackson. which they are also making into a movie. half god half human. hell i would have sex with apollo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:22pm
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  • Score: Chuck Norris 1, Twilight 0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:32am
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  • Jesus Buttfucking Christ. You douchebags turn everything referring to the immortal into a Twilight reference just to bitch about it and prove how cool you are to an entirely nameless crowd. Twilight fanatics don't even talk about it as much as you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16pm
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  • this is not a twilight text!!! it would say half vampire not half god! not everything has to be related to twilight like some people seem to think it is nowadays!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:39pm
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  • I fail to see how this is a twilight reference. If it is, then damn, shitty text. If not, best text I've ever read on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:46pm
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  • Agreed, 11:16. The people who hate it bitch about it more than the fans talk about Twilight. It's amusing just the mention of it from some idiot who mistook it for a Twilight reference sends non-fans over the dramatic edge. People like what they like, and don't what they don't. Chill the eff out... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:44am
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  • some people try way too hard. worst. text. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:49pm
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  • I salute you almighty man-god!!! HI HO SIVLER AWAY!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:12pm
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  • dear god people if you hate twilight then dont talk about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:50pm
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  • HAY GUYZ DID SOMEONE MENTION TWILIGHT YET?!!!! I luvvvv vampires and eddie cullen is my fav loll. i also sumtims throw up so boyz wil wana touch me. ahhh. im rele insecyure, plzz dont mayk fun of me :( :*:*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:32pm
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  • Chuck Norris is the only one that can make half god babies, but there are no women whos uteruses can support his seed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:30pm
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  • Hi, I'm Zeus, and I like to confuse Twilight fangirlies on the interwebz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • Are people now texting pretending to be Edward Cullen? Fuckeddd upppppp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19pm
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  • I'm pretty sure it's a Wagner's "Ring Cycle" reference. Giving off Wotan vibes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:01pm
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  • It's a twilight reference? Lol I didn't know that. I was thinking zueZ or some shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:12pm
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  • Listening to Incubus? Or reading the bible? Both came long before Twilight.

    Submitted by brockdobbin on Dec 17, 10 at 3:30pm
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  • Haha, when I first read this I was like wtffff, but then I was like, "Oh, Twilight, duhh." But idkk like why anyone would send this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27pm
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  • 2:22 oh yeah... fuck edward........... :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • 2:30 maybe someone like Mariah Carey could. goodness knows she has enough breast milk going.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:53pm
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  • fucking twilight is the stupidest fucking shit EVER. anybody who thinks this is a twilight thing is doomed to be stupid for the rest of their stupid fucking lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:13pm
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  • This isn't a twilight reference. They were vampires, not gods. And if people see this as a twilight reference, hahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • 2:22 - yesss pleeeaaaase.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:31pm
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  • not a twilight reference, i promise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:32pm
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  • Stop mentioning Twilight. Seriously, fucking stop it. I'm going to hunt all you fucking pathetic fangirls down and kill you one by one you're so fucking annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • 1:44 I would like to meet you, and have relations of every sort... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:24am
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  • Percy Jackson anyone? It's not twilight... Thank god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:39pm
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  • its just a confidence thing? its not a twilight thing anyone who could say this has to be hetero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:34pm
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  • LOL 2:03, did you have sex with your grandmother yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04pm
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  • there are far to many twiligt references in here. I'm also ashamed that I know this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:05pm
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  • obama chia pets? they spend uncontrolably instead of growing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:08pm
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  • obama chia pets are the cats pijamas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04pm
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