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  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:32am

    Score: Chuck Norris 1, Twilight 0

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:44am

    Agreed, 11:16. The people who hate it bitch about it more than the fans talk about Twilight. It's amusing just the mention of it from some idiot who mistook it for a Twilight reference sends non-fans over the dramatic edge. People like what they like, and don't what they don't. Chill the eff out... :)

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16pm

    Jesus Buttfucking Christ. You douchebags turn everything referring to the immortal into a Twilight reference just to bitch about it and prove how cool you are to an entirely nameless crowd. Twilight fanatics don't even talk about it as much as you.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:06pm

    If his wife didn't keep such a short leash nowdays, I'd swear this was my ex!! Michael, did you hide in the bathroom to write this?!!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:50pm

    dear god people if you hate twilight then dont talk about it!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:30pm

    Chuck Norris is the only one that can make half god babies, but there are no women whos uteruses can support his seed

    • 30 27
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 23, 11 at 2:43pm

      Chuck Norris impregnates mortal women and has full-god babies

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:31pm

    I'm just wondering what it is that sends the message...is he throwing lightning bolts like Zeus or something?

  • 30 24
    Submitted by brockdobbin on Dec 17, 10 at 3:30pm

    Listening to Incubus? Or reading the bible? Both came long before Twilight.

  • 32 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:40pm

    Where's Jeff? I want him to explain this one...

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:39pm

    Percy Jackson anyone? It's not twilight... Thank god.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:17pm

    I love you 11:16 & 1:44. Intelligence win.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:32pm

    HAY GUYZ DID SOMEONE MENTION TWILIGHT YET?!!!! I luvvvv vampires and eddie cullen is my fav loll. i also sumtims throw up so boyz wil wana touch me. ahhh. im rele insecyure, plzz dont mayk fun of me :( :*:*

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Rysgor on Sep 20, 10 at 9:04pm

    You mean demigods?

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:17pm

    i think 3:13 really doesn't like twilight - captain obvious

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:38pm

    Hi, I'm Zeus, and I like to confuse Twilight fangirlies on the interwebz.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    fucking twilight is the stupidest fucking shit EVER. anybody who thinks this is a twilight thing is doomed to be stupid for the rest of their stupid fucking lives.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    Are people now texting pretending to be Edward Cullen? Fuckeddd upppppp.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:12pm

    I salute you almighty man-god!!! HI HO SIVLER AWAY!!!!!!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:12pm

    It's a twilight reference? Lol I didn't know that. I was thinking zueZ or some shit

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:49pm

    some people try way too hard. worst. text. ever.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:46pm

    I fail to see how this is a twilight reference. If it is, then damn, shitty text. If not, best text I've ever read on this site.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:08pm

    obama chia pets? they spend uncontrolably instead of growing?

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:01pm

    I'm pretty sure it's a Wagner's "Ring Cycle" reference. Giving off Wotan vibes.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04pm

    LOL 2:03, did you have sex with your grandmother yet?

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    2:22 - yesss pleeeaaaase.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:50pm

    This isn't a twilight reference. They were vampires, not gods. And if people see this as a twilight reference, hahahahahaha!

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:11pm

    Zeus has a cell phone?

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:39pm

    this is not a twilight text!!! it would say half vampire not half god! not everything has to be related to twilight like some people seem to think it is nowadays!!!

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:32pm

    not a twilight reference, i promise.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:24am

    1:44 I would like to meet you, and have relations of every sort... :)

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27pm

    Haha, when I first read this I was like wtffff, but then I was like, "Oh, Twilight, duhh." But idkk like why anyone would send this?

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:22pm

    or it could be referencing Percy Jackson. which they are also making into a movie. half god half human. hell i would have sex with apollo.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04pm

    obama chia pets are the cats pijamas

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:42pm

    Stop mentioning Twilight. Seriously, fucking stop it. I'm going to hunt all you fucking pathetic fangirls down and kill you one by one you're so fucking annoying.

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:05pm

    there are far to many twiligt references in here. I'm also ashamed that I know this...

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:34pm

    its just a confidence thing? its not a twilight thing anyone who could say this has to be hetero.

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:22 oh yeah... fuck edward........... :D

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:53pm

    2:30 maybe someone like Mariah Carey could. goodness knows she has enough breast milk going.