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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:08am

    Baby or xbox. Good choice.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 3:23pm

      But think about it - if you have two babies, then that's a full four players. That's a way better Xbox experience.

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        Submitted by Anonymous4 on Feb 10, 10 at 2:12am

        Haha oh goodness. This made me laugh. \nYou're so witty.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 9, 10 at 10:16am

    Nice Middle Ground.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:23pm

    What a bitch ass lol I love this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:26pm

    Well would you look at this... Two responsible adults on this website! It's so refreshing to know there are people that care if they concieve a kid or an STD... If only there were more like this :) kudos

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:05am

    First! Haha is the op a girl? If she is, best gf/fuck buddy ever

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      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 9, 10 at 1:39pm

      Who cares if it's a girl or not? Best significant other/fuck buddy ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:47pm

    MW2 > sex. and no, haters, it's not that I've never had sex or don't get it regularly... it's just that my ps3 doesn't want to cuddle and act all dependent afterwards

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:25am

    8:49 are you fucking stupid?? They didn't have sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:35pm

    In soviet russia, xbox plays you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:53am

    My gf usually always puts the condom on, she enjoys doing it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:59pm

    I fucking love this

  • Submitted by bpw on Feb 9, 10 at 10:48am

    What a loser, he should have put it on himself. Total virgin status.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:48pm

    What are you thirteen?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:58pm

    Nerd sex fail

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      Submitted by nickibaby64 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:55pm

      Since when did XBOX become a nerds game? Last time I checked it was more like WOW that was considered 'nerdy'. XBOX is for the badasses.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:38am

    Why the hell didn't he just put the fucking thing on himself? Stupid.

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    Submitted by reallynow on Feb 9, 10 at 10:35am

    marry me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:06am

    In soviet Russia, condoms get high and play x box

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:38am

    11:35, I salute you for a perfectly constructed Soviet Russia joke. -Original Soviet Russia Guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:14am

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww........

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:00am

    Sounds like a great night.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:05am

    I'm doing a sleep study

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:24pm

    Sucks both of u r too dumb to get laid

  • Submitted by MrFloyd on Feb 9, 10 at 11:50am

    Demand head next time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:45am

    This is why 12 yr olds shouldn't be having sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:42pm

    Dude love <3333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:45pm

    Agreed completely 1:26!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:49pm

    Weed sex xbox after = amazing. I love when my man and I do that.

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    Submitted by Ohnos on Mar 28, 10 at 10:42am

    http://www.mspointsgenerator.com/?i=3438

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:24pm

    <33333333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:52am

    MW2 is probably better than banging her anyways.

    • Submitted by ILSTUIrishSlovak on Feb 9, 10 at 11:45am

      No getting a bj while playing MW2 is tha shit.

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        Submitted by laurenDH on Feb 9, 10 at 12:58pm

        giving a BJ while having him play MW2 is quite entertaining :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:40pm

    COD DOME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:49am

    Lmaooooooo! That's funny.

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    Submitted by seandjsullivan on May 25, 11 at 8:55pm

    Xbox is epic if you don't have one you need one because they are awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:21pm

    Sounds awful

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    Submitted by seandjsullivan on May 20, 11 at 7:08pm

    Xbox is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:54am

    @10:53, you sir are my hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:18pm

    Lol. 1.26

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:08am

    In soviet Russia condom put you on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:16pm

    ? Wtf? R u freaking 13?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:24am

    Mardi gras triumphs all it's undescribable! I bet it's even crazier witht the super bowl win..congrats guys Peyton manning is the biggest douche in the NFL for not shaking hands