Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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